Shamwow guy arrested with prostitute

[Dave Hess]

This doesn't surprise me.....

South Beach is crawling with escorts soliciting their 'services' for a fee.

 

[steveh]

Bob and Tom show will have fun with this on Monday!! I guess his line from the slap chop commercial was a lie. "Your going to love my nuts".

 

[Nickdfresh]

Um, this guy can't parlay the infomercial thing into getting laid and has to resort to a lady of the night?

Really?

 

[oilyriser]

With the right additive, he could have used a shamWOW.

 

[Pablo]

Originally Posted By: Nickdfresh
Um, this guy can't parlay the infomercial thing into getting laid and has to resort to a lady of the night?

Really?


Take a look at the mug shot again.

 

[Pablo]

Originally Posted By: oilyriser
With the right additive, he could have used a shamWOW.



Shamalama dingdong

 

[TooManyWheels]

The tongue part is hilarious. Maybe she was trying to get him to shup up.

 

[H2GURU]

Wow, I read it quick and thought it was SHANNOW?

 

[The_Jeff]

Originally Posted By: uc50ic4more
Originally Posted By: mormit
Last time I saw Billy Mays he was hocking life insurance. VERY LOUDLY as usual!


Since this thread began I've not been able to get the thought of Billy Mays CONDUCTING HIMSELF VERY LOUDLY with a prostitute out of my head.


In a CAR, TRUCK, BOAT OR RV, Billy Mays (refers to himself in 3rd person) SPREADS THE LOVE!

 

[JTK]

Originally Posted By: TooManyWheels
The tongue part is hilarious. Maybe she was trying to get him to shup up.

Either that or 'kissing' added an extra surcharge he wasn't willing to pay.

 

[Nickdfresh]

Originally Posted By: Pablo
Originally Posted By: Nickdfresh
Um, this guy can't parlay the infomercial thing into getting laid and has to resort to a lady of the night?

Really?


Take a look at the mug shot again.


Well, the ShamWow makes a convenient face mask when eye-holes are cut into it...

 

[Gary Allan]

Through teeth-

Nmmow myhightoldyouthnotougue! ghhmmnt't?

 

[greenaccord02]

I wonder if he was trying to break the money he owed up into a few easy payments of $19.99?

 

[rszappa1]

No he had to order in the next ten minutes because we cannot do this all day...

 

[Liquid_Turbo]

Hahah. I love this guy.

Slapchop!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

 

[daves87rs]

Originally Posted By: rszappa1
No he had to order in the next ten minutes because we cannot do this all day...

 

[addyguy]

That just made my morning. Seriously.

Freakin' hilarious!

 

[Nickdfresh]

Unfortunately, what is not so funny and I just learned, is that Vince apparently really slapped this girl around:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html

 

[Dave Hess]

Escort or not....

there is no reason to beat up a poor woman.

 

[wavinwayne]

Ouch! I understand she latched onto his tongue and wouldn't let go...If that is true, I could understand ONE punch to get her to release the tongue, but Shamwow guy really effed her up. I hope he does jail time for this. There's no good excuse for a guy beating up a woman like that.