Shamwow guy arrested with prostitute
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Should of had a ShamWow with him to wipe up the blood.
I guess she wanted to see his ShamWow, but he ShamWouldn't.
Ol' Vince actually has an interesting back story, including banishment from Scientology, and this incredibly, incredibly terrible film.
The heading to the story "ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust" is great!
What is this world coming to?
Awesome!
That is some seriously funny [censored] in our otherwise shamwow world!!
Use it for cleaning up chopped salami.
Use it for cleaning up chopped salami.
Fettuccini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini. I loved that line....no more to be??????
Pretty sad...He was probably just starting to make some serious money.
Pretty sad...He was probably just starting to make some serious money.
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Apparently the "are you following me Camera Guy" line from his commercial is true... Mug-Shots to prove it! hahahahaha
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Originally Posted By: eljefino
Shamwow guy arrested with prostitute
Maybe he was going to give her a good cleaning.
Shamwow guy arrested with prostitute
Maybe he was going to give her a good cleaning.
They must have done some serious make up on him in the commercial or it was from 20 years ago or something. When I read the part that said he is 44 I was thinking he must be aging well seeing him on the commercial. Then I pulled down to the mug shot...
There HAS to be a bunch of good puns using the ShamWow and Slap Chop" slogans.
My pun well has run dry today.
My pun well has run dry today.
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Was she made in Germany?...
Originally Posted By: asiancivicmaniac
They must have done some serious make up on him in the commercial or it was from 20 years ago or something. When I read the part that said he is 44 I was thinking he must be aging well seeing him on the commercial. Then I pulled down to the mug shot...
Yah it doesn't look like the same guy does it?
They must have done some serious make up on him in the commercial or it was from 20 years ago or something. When I read the part that said he is 44 I was thinking he must be aging well seeing him on the commercial. Then I pulled down to the mug shot...
Yah it doesn't look like the same guy does it?
One swipe with a scamwow and all his makeup is off.
At least it wasn't Billy Mays.
Originally Posted By: GROUCHO MARX
At least it wasn't Billy Mays.
The girl?
At least it wasn't Billy Mays.
The girl?
Last time I saw Billy Mays he was hocking life insurance. VERY LOUDLY as usual!
Shamwow must be paying pretty good if he has cash for a $750/night hotel and a grand for the lady companion who retired to his room with him for a few adult beverages and play a game of 'lets see if this fits'.
Shamwow must be paying pretty good if he has cash for a $750/night hotel and a grand for the lady companion who retired to his room with him for a few adult beverages and play a game of 'lets see if this fits'.
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Originally Posted By: mormit
Last time I saw Billy Mays he was hocking life insurance. VERY LOUDLY as usual!
Since this thread began I've not been able to get the thought of Billy Mays CONDUCTING HIMSELF VERY LOUDLY with a prostitute out of my head.
Last time I saw Billy Mays he was hocking life insurance. VERY LOUDLY as usual!
Since this thread began I've not been able to get the thought of Billy Mays CONDUCTING HIMSELF VERY LOUDLY with a prostitute out of my head.
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