Sensitive husband

[tigrpal]

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture
of his wife.

The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says,
"I'm sorry sir, but I must tell you it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook. "

 

[Quattro Pete]

LOL!

 

[glum]

Earlier today I told my wife I was going to get this license plate. Didn't go over too well.

 

[Rick in PA]

And then the fight started...