Roy the Rooster (joke)

[VeeDubb]

Farmer Bob was in a bit of a funk because he had 500 hens but no rooster.

So farmer Bob goes to his neighbor and says: "hey Elmer, you got a rooster I can buy?" "I've got plenty of hens and no rooster to take care of business"

Elmer says, "well, I have a fine rooster, his name is Roy. He's a real stud and will do a great job for you. You can have him for free."

So Bob takes Roy back to the farm. He looks over Roy and figures him to be a bit long in the tooth, but oh well, he's still a rooster. So he says to Roy, "now Roy, this is your first day so take it easy okay?"

Roy goes to work and within a couple hours, he's nailed all 500 hens and while he's at it, he gets a duck and a goose at the local pond too.

The next morning Bob wakes up and looks out the window. There's Roy, flat on his back, legs sticking straight up, vultures circling above.

Bob runs out to Roy and cries "oh Roy, why did you have to die?! You shoulda took it easy like I told you!"

All of a sudden, Roy pops his head up, points at the vultures, and says "shhhhhh......they're about the land!"

 

[Shannow]

I have to say, that has always been one of my absolute favourite jokes of all time.