Retrosexual

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TooManyWheels,
sorry to hear about people close to you who went too far.

I liked the list, but you are correct, people takes some aspects too far.
 
i was thinking along the lines of "Red Green" myself...

although the red green take on prison sex would have to be pretty entertaining.
 
When my kids screw up.......I DEAL with them. And that rarely involves any physical reprimand. The alternative punishments are much much worse. evil laugh HA HA HA HA.
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As far as the jail thing goes.......first off, there is a big difference between jail and prison (haven't any of you been to jail.......at least once?), and even prison, isn't the way you make it sound. You guys watch too many movies.
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[ April 02, 2004, 06:55 PM: Message edited by: sbc350gearhead ]
 
I admit, my soft *** 's only exposure to prison is Oz and The Green Mile. I've never been to jail either (though I did go to court to fight a parking ticket).

Though I'd like to think that if I did go to prison, it would be a non-stop conjugal visit extravaganza by all the hot young chickies who believed in my innocence.
 
i want to know how many people googled "dirty sanchez." and before this post gets moderated, i highly recommend that you don't.
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Originally posted by Asinine:
They should add that to the "Code of the Retrosexuals"

There is only one time when it's ok to take it in the ******: jail. And when it happens that four angry inmates corner you in the shower and show you the dirty in "dirty sanchez", then you DEAL WITH IT.


 
"On comes the Christopher Lowell Show, which I had never seen before. I swear I didn't think it was real and I was waiting for someone to come on and say "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!". After a few minutes, I was like, wait a sec, this dude is for real. "

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I said the same thing when I first heard Curtis Sliwa (conservative radio talk show host) in NYC.
 
Red Green and K cars just seem to naturally go together. I mean, K cars fall apart at the drop of a hat, any hat, and a guy like Red needs constant cheap projects for practice in duct-tape repairs. Plus, if you really screw it up (Red NEVER screws up!
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) it's not like you're hurting anything of major value.
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In the spirit of retrosexualness, remember the Possum Lodge Pledge: I'm a Man. But I can change. If I have to. I quess.
And in closing...remember.... Carpe Ductum (Seize the Tape!)

[ April 07, 2004, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: olddognewtrks ]
 
This is a weird thread .... I wondered when someone would notice that comment. Go Ted !

When he is partially sane he plays a mean guitar !

I especially like the idea to arm our snipers with bows for killing terrorists in very surgical situations. Like the weenies hiding in the mosques in Iraq.
 
A retrosexual isn't too concerned with ********** rape in prison because he works for a living, even if it is a crummy job. Part of dealing with it is paying even unfair child support and alimony.

Staying out of prison may mean kicking in his own door and dragging in the prowler he shot in the back yard before he calls the police.
 
Lab, use a bow and arrow and just bury the guy in the backyard, then no need to get the carpet messy and get free fertilizer for your vegetable garden !
 
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Originally posted by needtoknow:
Originally posted by labman:
[QB] Part of dealing with it is paying even unfair child support and alimony.

Seems to be some unresolved anger Labman? Ok, Ok, none of my business.
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Not on my part, still with the same wife long after the kids out of the house. I do feel for the guys that got the shaft. Real men honor their commitments even when things don't go very well.
 
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Real men honor their commitments even when things don't go very well. [/QB]

I would also think that would be "real men & women". I wish everyone had your attitude on commitments and pass that on to their children which I believe you are.
 
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Originally posted by labman:
I do feel for the guys that got the shaft.

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That would be me. Mostly what bugs me is that I pay almost $1000 a month in child support but I can't claim them on my taxes.
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