Header says it all. Went to mail my Havoline 10w30 sample to Blackstone today after changing the oil in my car's engine. The route carrier left it in the box. (red flag #1
) Discussed the matter with better half (she's a postal employee in charge of education and training at a regional processing center in my county), who suggested taking the package to the local office so they could "put a sticker on it for transporting hazardous materials.". "Helpful" counter clerk (for whom English is a second language) insisted "No can take item. It flammable!" Pointing out that every piece of mail arriving at or departing from that office was flammable to varying degrees didn't phase her. (red flags #: 2 & 3
) Asked to speak with post master. (primary language, English; primary IQ level - right down there with the clerk's...) He confidently stated that no petroleum products have been allowed to enter the postal system of the United States of America since before Dwight David Eisenhower was elected President.
(one of the cars parked in the employee parking spaces had a "Flat Earth Society" bumper sticker. Nah, - couldn't be...) So there the matter stands. I've wasted $2.22 in stamps and the only way I see getting the sample back to Fort Wayne, Indiana is to drive it back myself.