random thoughts, part umpteen

[tweeker43]

i got an "a" on my conflict resolution class final exam. so to you all!

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as i'm in the bathroom, purging my bladder after my final, a genius classmate notes my helmet, riding pants and jacket, and says "did you ride your motorcycle in?"

to which i replied, "no, i dress this way when i drive my car."

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oooooh, look! over 1000 posts!

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just thought i'd share.


Corrected word

[ April 29, 2005, 10:24 PM: Message edited by: 59 Vetteman ]

 

[Gary Allan]

Well .....he may have thought that you had to go to work later at The Blue Oyster (cue music and assume the position with your dancing partner

)

 

[tweeker43]

thanks vetteman, i hate those broken words. i meant to say:

i got an "a" on my final in conflict management, so

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gary, not like the ymca look. not power rangerish either.

 

[Shannow]

tweeker,
you'd like my brother.

About 15 years ago, opening day of ski season, and Chris is the first casualty, big crash , and a ski sliced him above the eye...8 stiches.

Another skier trying to be helpful, asked him if he was OK.

Chris replied "Yeah mate, I spend most winters just sitting in the snow with blood streaming out of my head."

The end of the story was the funniest. I was back at uni, and one of the rich kids is talking about an arsehole that he saw on opening day.

"He's sitting there stunned in a pool of blood. I go over to help him, and he abuses me."