In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
>>>animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
>>>punishable by death.
>>> (Like THAT makes sense.)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
>>>prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
>>>only see their reflection in a mirror.
>>>(Do they look different reversed?)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
>>>applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
>>>with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
>>>(A brick?)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
>>>(Much worse than "going blind!")
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
>>> And deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
>>>sex for the first time.
>>>
>>>Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
>>>(Let's just think for a minute; is there Any job anywhere else in the
>>>world that even comes close to this?)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
>>>husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit
>>>lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
>>>(Ah! Justice!)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in
>>>tropical fish stores.
>>>(But of course!)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
>>>first time this
>>>
>>>happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
>>>(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>>>
>>>In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
>>>woman and her daughter at the same time.
>>>(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
>>>one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
>>>"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
>>>premises."
>>>(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>>>(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>>>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
>>>weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From
>>>drinking little bottles of???)
>>>(Did the government pay for this research??)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>>(Ah, geez.)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>>(I know some people like that.)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>Starfish don't have brains.
>>>(I know some people like that, too.)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>And, the best for last?
>>>
>>>Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>>>(And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)
>>>animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
>>>punishable by death.
>>> (Like THAT makes sense.)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
>>>prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
>>>only see their reflection in a mirror.
>>>(Do they look different reversed?)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
>>>applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
>>>with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
>>>(A brick?)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
>>>(Much worse than "going blind!")
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
>>> And deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
>>>sex for the first time.
>>>
>>>Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
>>>(Let's just think for a minute; is there Any job anywhere else in the
>>>world that even comes close to this?)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
>>>husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit
>>>lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
>>>(Ah! Justice!)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in
>>>tropical fish stores.
>>>(But of course!)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
>>>first time this
>>>
>>>happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
>>>(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>>>
>>>In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
>>>woman and her daughter at the same time.
>>>(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
>>>one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
>>>"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
>>>premises."
>>>(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>>>(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>>>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
>>>weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From
>>>drinking little bottles of???)
>>>(Did the government pay for this research??)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>>(Ah, geez.)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>>(I know some people like that.)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>Starfish don't have brains.
>>>(I know some people like that, too.)
>>>
>>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>>
>>>And, the best for last?
>>>
>>>Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>>>(And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)
