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An old buddy of mine called last night.
His name is Ron, and he was well lubricated...
Seems he was out to lunch with his daughter, and he saw a disturbing sign on a telephone pole.
It was an advertisement that Ronnie Dove was going to be in town singing soon.
Okay I said and so what? Then he makes a big mistake and confides in me he was named after Ronnie Dove....lol
Needless to say, I abused him for 30 minutes with cheap one liners and I revealed that the old fool was still kicking at nearly 87 years old.
I told him he sucked and was a loser and his poor mom got in the last laugh. You could tell that he was traumatized his whole life
by this nonsense... I continued to abuse him until he hung up in disgust.
About an hour later he called up fully sauced and said hey bro I am sorry and I love you man.
So I told him I love me too
( A line I frequently used on my Ex fiancée...lol)
I told him I was watching a movie and he said okay.
I said as a final note... Ronnie, In light of the new information you brought forward tonight, I would appreciate it
if you would stop calling here from now on and I hung up on him....
Don't worry he will be back...lol
His name is Ron, and he was well lubricated...
Seems he was out to lunch with his daughter, and he saw a disturbing sign on a telephone pole.
It was an advertisement that Ronnie Dove was going to be in town singing soon.
Okay I said and so what? Then he makes a big mistake and confides in me he was named after Ronnie Dove....lol
Needless to say, I abused him for 30 minutes with cheap one liners and I revealed that the old fool was still kicking at nearly 87 years old.
I told him he sucked and was a loser and his poor mom got in the last laugh. You could tell that he was traumatized his whole life
by this nonsense... I continued to abuse him until he hung up in disgust.
About an hour later he called up fully sauced and said hey bro I am sorry and I love you man.
So I told him I love me too
( A line I frequently used on my Ex fiancée...lol) I told him I was watching a movie and he said okay.
I said as a final note... Ronnie, In light of the new information you brought forward tonight, I would appreciate it
if you would stop calling here from now on and I hung up on him....
Don't worry he will be back...lol
