Pirate joke

[GON]

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

The bartender said, "What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

The pirate said, "Well we were in battle and I got hit with a cannonball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender said, "Well, okay but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate said, "Well, we were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

The bartender said, "What about that eye patch?"

The pirate said, "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye."

The bartender said, "You're kidding, you lost your eye from bird?”

The pirate said, "No, it was my first day with the hook."

 

[Kira]

RRRrrrr

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
After everyone in the room yells out "R", whisper romantically, "the C".

 

[joekingcorvette]

BITOG'ers would replace that rusty hook with a stainless steel polished hook with a little marvel mystery oil on it.

 

[DriveHard]

Pirate walks into a bar...
Bartender takes one look at the character and sees a ship's steering wheel shoved in his pants...
Bartender asks..."you know you got a wheel stuck in yer pants?"
"argh...", the pirate replies, "It's drivin me nuts"

 

[Snagglefoot]

How do pirates cook their steaks? On a BARRRBQUE.

 

[harbor]

Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
It’s rated Arrrrgh……

 

[Wrenchturner44]

GON, Thanks for the chuckle.......LOL. A little humor goes a long way in today's world.

 

[cb_13]

Where did the pirate go for lunch? ARRRbys!

 

[vavavroom]

Imagine the pirate had gotten an itchy bum on day 1 with the hook.

 

[reemoeMO]

Something those two guys from last night's debate could appreciate:

What does the pirate say when he turns 80?

Aye matey!

 

[Snagglefoot]

Where do Pirates keep their beer?

In a BARRRR Fridge.

 

[twouvakind]

Imagine the pirate had gotten an itchy bum on day 1 with the hook.

He might still have his eye!

 

[vavavroom]

He might still have his eye!

To better examine the carnage in greater detail.