There was a bit of confusion at the supermarket this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me". Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
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Oh boy...
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hahaha
Back in the day, Scuderia Veloce (sp), in Canberra had a very very high end Brock Commodore, all leather etc. etc.
They had a sign up in front of the vehicle..."Unless you are naked, do NOT sit in this car, jeans stads mark the leather".
My little brother, always one to get a lifetime ban from somewhere said "watch this".
Then walked in and started getting his jeans and boots off while heading for the Commodore.
They had a sign up in front of the vehicle..."Unless you are naked, do NOT sit in this car, jeans stads mark the leather".
My little brother, always one to get a lifetime ban from somewhere said "watch this".
Then walked in and started getting his jeans and boots off while heading for the Commodore.
I hope the cashier was simply shrieking, and not laughing!
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