One liners

[GreeCguy]

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says: "Why the long face?"

 

[RF Overlord]

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The minister turns to the others and says: "Have you heard the one about us?"



OK, I stole that one from Family Guy...

 

[volk06]

An Irishman left a bar...

 

[Trajan]

I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

 

[asamek]

I don't drink any more - but I sure don't drink any less...

 

[Kira]

'You know what my favorite drink is?....my next one

 

[Kira]

I don't drink anything stronger than pop.....but Pop will drink just about anything