An NSA guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. While making the drink the bartender says "Hey I got a NEW joke for you". The NSA guy says "I already heard it".
NSA joke
- Thread starter Donald
- Start date
- Status
Speak into my tie tack.
Not for "nuttin" as the say, but I'm told they can read the microprocessors in home appliances by picking the rf they generate off the power line and figure out your daily time table. Usless info, you might say, unless you want to hit someone after they go to bed.
Originally Posted By: HerrStig
Not for "nuttin" as the say, but I'm told they can read the microprocessors in home appliances by picking the rf they generate off the power line and figure out your daily time table. Usless info, you might say, unless you want to hit someone after they go to bed.
That is why I set my alarm at 2am and 4:30 am to open the door for a few minutes, I LOVE messing with Uncle Sam.
Not for "nuttin" as the say, but I'm told they can read the microprocessors in home appliances by picking the rf they generate off the power line and figure out your daily time table. Usless info, you might say, unless you want to hit someone after they go to bed.
That is why I set my alarm at 2am and 4:30 am to open the door for a few minutes, I LOVE messing with Uncle Sam.
HerrStig, I spent much of my military time sitting in the top of a tree in Berlin, Germany listening to our friends across the border conducting their business.
The monitoring of electrical emanations is nothing new and certainly is a real activity. Google "Tempest codename" and EMSEC and read about some of it.
The monitoring of electrical emanations is nothing new and certainly is a real activity. Google "Tempest codename" and EMSEC and read about some of it.
The punch line should be, "I've already read your email. And you told your wife the same joke during your last phone call".
Originally Posted By: HerrStig
Not for "nuttin" as the say, but I'm told they can read the microprocessors in home appliances by picking the rf they generate off the power line and figure out your daily time table. Usless info, you might say, unless you want to hit someone after they go to bed.
The only happens if you are from massachusettistan... Where there are viable targets,...
Not for "nuttin" as the say, but I'm told they can read the microprocessors in home appliances by picking the rf they generate off the power line and figure out your daily time table. Usless info, you might say, unless you want to hit someone after they go to bed.
The only happens if you are from massachusettistan... Where there are viable targets,...
- Status