Ok so based on all of your responses, I am down to a cracked coolant tank, water pump failure (multiple definitions of failure), and air trapped in the system.
Well I will go above and beyond to prove each theory wrong or right. But my initial thoughts are:
I can't possibly imagine a cracked coolant tank. There are no leaks anywhere. Not even small. But I will check this. I'm not ignoring anyone or any idea. I appreciate all thoughts and help, seriously. Air trapped in the system, maybe. Although I would think several days of the front end being up on ramps would bring any air to the highest point, the open cap. I think this could be a suspect. I'll look over the link and try again. Water pump, maybe. I'm torn on this one. Part of me says no way, it would overheat if it was. But the other part says yeah it is the problem, there is minimal flow or pressure.
Also, nobody mentioned a restriction or clog. Am I free of these two problems? Once again, thanks for all the help.