I can't remember my great-uncle Finn. We met when I was very little but I have no recollection. Word has reached us he's passed on and now it's knives out among his potential heirs. He had no children. I have no idea if I get the mansion, the sheep farm, or maybe the loch and the bothy. The latter is a lodge to you non-Scotsmen. The loch is home to eels, not my favorite fish. Anyway, I have been informed I will have to appear in person or I may supply legal papers that prove my identity so I may come into whatever inheritance there may be. My mom told me my great uncle Finn was a difficult man. He hated everyone equally. Since he didn't know me he may have hated me less than other family members. I figure my chances are middling to good. I don't have time to go to Scotland so proving my identity will require a notarized copy of the will, a notarized copy of a document by the probate court, and a certified, apostilled copy of my passport. Since I'm going to Sactown on business anyway next week, I may just get the apostille in person and save time and money. Maybe I will have to wear a kilt, play bagpipes, and learn to be a proper Scottish laird.