1. Mow yard until I hit stump.
2. Turn mower upside down to survey damage.
3. Go to store and buy a new blade.
4. Remove bent blade.
5. Go back to store for correct blade.
6. Return home and put it on backwards.
7. Try to pull start mower.
8. Figure oil squirting out of muffler calls for a new air filter.
9. Go to store for new air filter.
10. Install new air filter.
11. Try to pull start mower.
12. Go to store and buy an overpriced split fire spark plug the sales person cons you into buying because "it worked for him".
13. Install new plug.
14. Try to pull start mower.
15. Add another 10 oz of oil.
16. Try to pull start mower.
17. Take bolts out of starter housing (cowling), then stare at what's underneath.
18. Yell at neighbor kids because this is surely their fault.
19. Put mower on curb.
20. Go to urgent care to get sling and Motrin for sore shoulder from pulling.
21. Talk smack about the engine's manufacturer to people in waiting room.
2. Turn mower upside down to survey damage.
3. Go to store and buy a new blade.
4. Remove bent blade.
5. Go back to store for correct blade.
6. Return home and put it on backwards.
7. Try to pull start mower.
8. Figure oil squirting out of muffler calls for a new air filter.
9. Go to store for new air filter.
10. Install new air filter.
11. Try to pull start mower.
12. Go to store and buy an overpriced split fire spark plug the sales person cons you into buying because "it worked for him".
13. Install new plug.
14. Try to pull start mower.
15. Add another 10 oz of oil.
16. Try to pull start mower.
17. Take bolts out of starter housing (cowling), then stare at what's underneath.
18. Yell at neighbor kids because this is surely their fault.
19. Put mower on curb.
20. Go to urgent care to get sling and Motrin for sore shoulder from pulling.
21. Talk smack about the engine's manufacturer to people in waiting room.
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