My hypothesis is: the PCV valve on these VW VR6 engines has a fragile diaphragm that fails right around 50k mi. It causes oil consumption, and I expect this causes the rings to become gummed up. From there a death spiral of oil consumption ensues. It's not uncommon to hear of Touaregs burning a qt every 500mi. I assume my PCV was replaced before I took ownership at 55k mi. It's not caused me issues.
I've used this video as an example in another post, but this guy does a nice video for the PCV replacement. Not long after he posts this with oil consumption at 1qt/1k mi:
Coincidence?