Lawyer Joke

[ZZman]

What is the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead skunk in the road?

**There are skid marks in front the the skunk.

 

[ARCOgraphite]

Funny. Now, why did the lawyer cross the road?

 

[brandini]

To chase the ambulance helping the chicken?

 

[ARCOgraphite]

Because he already crossed the plaintiff

 

[RWEST]

Originally Posted By: ZZman
What is the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead skunk in the road?
**There are skid marks in front the the skunk.

Whoa!! That is so weird - I saw a dead critter on the road this morning, and that joke popped into my head..