What is Irish and goes outside in the spring?
Patty O'Furniture!
Patty O'Furniture!
Ha … saw that on a memeIreland is a wonderful place but can be an interesting place to do business with a mix of European efficiency and parochial bureaucracy. Look up the definition of Grin ****ed"
Early on, I became friends with one of our Finance folks there and in a pub one night he gave me some great advice. He said whenever you are in an untenable position on something, just lean back in your chair, throw your hands up and say: "I'll beef hooked". What?? He said "say it fast..." Oh, I get it.
Irish got 1st pick ?Why did the Arabs get all the oil, and the Irish get all the potatos?
Because their capital is dublin!Why are the Irish so rich?
Hit me....Why are the Irish so rich?
Irish got 1st pick ?
One less drunk.What's the difference between an Irish funeral and Irish wedding?
Yep and we can crack jokes about Italians, Scottish, French (not mentioning surrendering), British, and Dutch.The Irish can still laugh at themselves....Could you imagine the uproar if we joked about stereotypes of some other ethnic groups...
Listen, don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.Yep and we can crack jokes about Italians, Scottish, French (not mentioning surrendering), British, and Dutch.
NEVER trust the Dutch!