Irish Christening

[Kestas]

Patrick's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After six months, she wakes up and sees she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, ' you had twins ... a boy and a girl. The babies are fine now, however, they were poorly at birth, and had to be christened immediately so your brother Patrick came in and named them. '

The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother, he's a clueless idiot ' ...


Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' Well, what's my daughter's name? '


' Denise ' says the doctor.


The new mother is somewhat relieved, ' Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess
I was wrong about my brother ', she thought ...' I really like Denise '

Then she asks, ' What's the boy's name? '






The doctor replies ' Denephew '

 

[Johnny]

 

[Kestas]

This joke really hits home for me. My sister has twins - girl and boy. I sent her the joke and titled it to say "Woman with twins and her idiot brother". I'm waiting for her response.

 

[mechtech2]

I tell my cousin's wife the same thing at every family event.
[Her name is Denise.}
I say I know your brother.....'Oh really?" yeah, denephew.
She falls for it every time.
That in itself is funnier than the quip.