Irina wants to marry me!

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I'm on fire with the ladies it seems.

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Hello!
I am Polina. I am a vivid and emotional person who doesn't like lies. I love people and I appreciate when they are sincere with me because I am a sincere person too. I like traveling, enjoy the nature and the life. As every woman I am mysterious and like tender flower I blossom under the rays of love.
I like flowers, animals, I adore to spend the time at the seaside. I like cooking when I have an inspiration. I adore when people around me smile and enjoy their own and their friends' success. I want to love my only man till the end of time.

I have some questions for you if you want to get to know me closer: 1/ Are you interested in serious relations with Russian woman? 2/ Are you planning to visit Russia? 3/ Would you like to correspond or to talk by phone? 4/ Why are you interested in Russian lady? 5/ Have you ever been to Russia? 6/ What is important for you in relations and am I right for you? I will be waiting for your reply to [email protected]
Do you have a hobbies? What do you like to do in your free time? Do
you have a questions to me?
i am waiting for your message soon.
best wishes
Polina

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"5/ Have you ever been to Russia?"

Errrrrr.... no

But, I was one of several ready to send a multitude of megatons your way.

Love,

Obbop
 
That's no way to treat a lady, obbop!
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Whats new pussycat? woah, woah
Whats new pussycat? woah, woah
Pussycat, pussycat
Ive got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
Pussycat, pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!
Whats new pussycat? woah, woah
Whats new pussycat? woah, woah
Pussycat, pussycat
Youre so thrilling
And Im so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!
Pussycat, pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat face!
Whats new pussycat? woah, woah
Whats new pussycat? woah, woah
Pussycat, pussycat
Youre delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
Ill soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!
Pussycat, pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat lips!
You and your pussycat eyes!
You and your pussycat nose!
 
Nah, he's not singing to us. He lyricing to us. There ain't no music.

Shannow, I hate to break your heart, but you need to know....She e-mailed me too. Luckily my wife hasn't found out. Hey, when you've got it, you've got it!
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I forgot the lyrics to 'From Russia With Love,' so I picked the next best song that fit the occasion.
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From russia with love I fly to you
Much wiser since my goodbye to you
I've travelled the world to learn
I must return from russia with love

I've seen places, faces and smiled for a moment
But oh, you haunted me so
Still my tongue tied, young pride
Would not let my love for you show
I case you say no

To russia I flew but there and then
I suddenly knew you'd care again
My running around is through
I fly to you, from russia with love
 
When ordering a Russian mail order bride, I'd expect Anya Amasova to show up at my doorstep. More likely it'll be Rosa Klebb with a black widow and shoes with poisoned barbs.
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When ordering a Russian mail order bride, I'd expect Anya Amasova
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to show up at my doorstep. More likely it'll be Rosa Klebb
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with a black widow and shoes with poisoned barbs.
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"When ordering a Russian mail order bride, I'd expect Anya Amasova"

I would probably get a long haired Putin type.
 
Putin in drag. Well, this thread's gone downhill. Must go scrub my brain now.

PS: Gary, thanks for noticing my typo. I could still fix it.
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For those of you with the big Nigerian widow money or winners of the British lottery, the smart move, according to my emails, is a stock with the symbol AUNI at 66 cents a share. Never mind that its been steadily dropping for the last year, its going to double in the next week or so. Especially if enough of you dump big bucks into it.

Don

Don
 
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