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My email's been dead for a few days until today, and that's what I found waiting for me. I'm afraid my better half will object to Irena's attractive offer. Any takers? I'm sure we can find a master for Irena here.
Irina wants to marry me!
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Hmmm...now this approach to marriage might not be so bad. Prenuputals ..trade in every 5 years ..
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Good deal for them. They get to come to the U.S., receive citicenship, and then take the sucker for 50% of his net worth. I have heard that most foreign women marry American men to get to the U.S. Most of the marriages I have seen don't last.
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If I weren't already busy helping that Nigerian widow, whose husband was poisoned by his evil financial advisor with help of the victim's scheming sister and the help of the corrupt Nigerian government, getting the 10 million dollar inheritance she rightfully deserves, then I might consider ordering a Russian mail order bride. Until I get my 3 million dollar share from that endeavor, I'm all tapped out and can't possibly afford a mistress.
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I know what you mean with wealthy widows. I had to turn them down because I have already won the British Lottery 4 times. When a Nigerian next of kin of a wealthy dead person seeks my help.. I tell them that my accountant has informed me that if I don't get rid of some cash ..my government will dispatch secret agents that are going to confiscate it ...and if they do find someone to relieve them of their burden ..could they please send them my way.
I think Irena's sister is after me.
I recieved this on the 6th.
As to my winnings from Nigeria...two on the way, and another from (the netherlands ??).
My neighbour has even started recieving spam by snail mail (he's 86 and doesn't have a computer), so the King's son is certainly up to date with the snobs in Lithgow.
I recieved this on the 6th.
As to my winnings from Nigeria...two on the way, and another from (the netherlands ??).
My neighbour has even started recieving spam by snail mail (he's 86 and doesn't have a computer), so the King's son is certainly up to date with the snobs in Lithgow.
Very true, and I know of a lot of 'em around here. Funny thing is, they often last too...
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My close friend from High Scool marries a Mexican so she can get Citizenship. He is a Bay Area Homeowner and was almost twenty years into his Costco retirement package. She says I am moving to somewhere in the Midwest with his kid, and he can either move with her or let them go. Apparently her family lived somewhere in that facinity. So he leaves his family and home town to move in some pow dunk town to live in a house full of of her family members. I'm sure there are worse stories out there, but people coming here to get citizenship don't care about you, they care about themselves and when they get what they want, you become their B**ch. Make sure you cover your bacon in these situations-pre nup at a minimum, and a good chop job so when she says your a father you can kick her to the curb after some nukie and say the words DNA!
My close friend from High Scool marries a Mexican so she can get Citizenship. He is a Bay Area Homeowner and was almost twenty years into his Costco retirement package. She says I am moving to somewhere in the Midwest with his kid, and he can either move with her or let them go. Apparently her family lived somewhere in that facinity. So he leaves his family and home town to move in some pow dunk town to live in a house full of of her family members. I'm sure there are worse stories out there, but people coming here to get citizenship don't care about you, they care about themselves and when they get what they want, you become their B**ch. Make sure you cover your bacon in these situations-pre nup at a minimum, and a good chop job so when she says your a father you can kick her to the curb after some nukie and say the words DNA!
What was the originating IP address of that email?
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190.49.94.195
That checks out as:
IP: 190.49.94.195
Country: Argentina
City: Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires
That checks out as:
IP: 190.49.94.195
Country: Argentina
City: Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires
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And at first the proposal looked so promising!
I tell Ilena she must stay as highly paid girlfriend.
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My close friend from High Scool marries a Mexican so she can get Citizenship. He is a Bay Area Homeowner and was almost twenty years into his Costco retirement package. She says I am moving to somewhere in the Midwest with his kid, and he can either move with her or let them go. Apparently her family lived somewhere in that facinity. So he leaves his family and home town to move in some pow dunk town to live in a house full of of her family members. I'm sure there are worse stories out there, but people coming here to get citizenship don't care about you, they care about themselves and when they get what they want, you become their B**ch. Make sure you cover your bacon in these situations-pre nup at a minimum, and a good chop job so when she says your a father you can kick her to the curb after some nukie and say the words DNA!
Some foreign marriages are unwise if there's a vast cultural difference. Latinos, at least most that I've been exposed to, have vast extended families that see each other all the time. Privacy ..or quality time alone is not in the mix. Several that worked in the plant ...come Friday ...EVERY Friday ..they were packing up the tribe and heading to NYC to visit family. One guy ...I forget his name ...bought a 15 passenger Dodge van to make this weekly trek to NYC. Where ever they went it must have looked like a convention.
The last thing that I care to do is either visit or be visited every weekend (same people/relatives)...and put so much effort into it. I'd need a vacation after a bit of doing that all the time.
The worst things I've seen with this kind of stuff is a healthy Phillipino wanting to marry someone on the HIV/AIDS dating site so she could live in America.
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