I got in trouble at Costco today

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Not with the store, but with a pair of customers.

I was making my way to lane #4 at the far right like I always do, when:

Lady: "Can you go into that lane?" She asks me as she points to lane #3
the third lane over from the left.

Me: No I can't.

Lady: "Why not?"

Me: "I just can't, that's why."

Lady: "Whatever !!" As she shakes her head and walks back to the
car and tells her husband.

Husband: F****ing A**ho** !!

At that point the line moves up one car length and I go into lane #4 while
the people that hate me pull around the back of me and go into lane #3.

I was thinking to myself, "I should've just told the lady the truth."

After waiting about 30 minutes, the people make it to the pump one car
length ahead of me in lane #3. The husband was already pumping his gas before I got
to my pump in lane #4. So in essence, they were better off taking lane #3 anyway.

I get to my pump and start pumping gas with the gas nozzle trigger locked to ON.
While the gas is pumping, I casually and quietly confront the husband -

Me: "So you hate me huh?"

Husband: "No I don't hate you, but I do think you're a pr**k."

Me: I should've told your wife the truth. I should've told
your wife the reason why I can't go into that lane is because I
have OCD. I'm mentally ill. I can't go through tunnels,"

as I point up to the overhead structure.

At the point, the lady steps out of the car -

Lady: "I'm sorry, I apologize."

Me: I should have told you the truth," I say to the lady.
"There's a reason for everything."

Lady: "Yes there is," as she agrees with me.

Moral of the story? Tell people the truth even though they're complete strangers.
I could've defused the whole situation from the beginning If I had just told the truth.
 
Originally Posted By: turtlevette
Why are you waiting in a line for 30 minutes to get gas. I find that to be more whacked than the tunnel phobia.


It's always like that at Costco; the line stretches across the parking lot.
The whole world buys their gas there it seems like.
 
30 minute wait at Costco for gas? Wow, that's nuts. So far our local one hasn't had any lines at the pumps. The other warehouse clubs have to wait, though.

As they say, honesty is the best policy. Most folks can at least respect being honest as long as it's stated appropriately. Even if they don't agree with what is being said.
 
Originally Posted By: Leo99
That's not a tunnel.


I know it's not a tunnel, but it has six support pillars which makes it a throughway structure.
By going in lane #4, I don't have to go through anything.
 
Originally Posted By: Nate1979
Why do you have issues with tunnels?


Not just tunnels, but anything that's a structure. I can never go through buildings either. I have to exit through the exact same door I enter through; that way when I finally exit, it's like I was never there.
 
Originally Posted By: Nate1979
Why do you have issues with tunnels?


Tunnels can be a little creepy. I can see that. There are people that will drive your car through the Chesapeake bay bridge tunnel for you if you can't do it yourself.
 
Originally Posted By: Merkava_4
Originally Posted By: Nate1979
Why do you have issues with tunnels?


Not just tunnels, but anything that's a structure. I can never go through buildings either. I have to exit through the exact same door I enter through; that way when I finally exit, it's like I was never there.


Do you have rules about what volume number is on the TV? My step son won't have the volume at an odd number unless it's a multiple of 5.
 
Originally Posted By: Leo99
Do you have rules about what volume number is on the TV? My step son won't have the volume at an odd number unless it's a multiple of 5.


I'm OK with volume numbers, but I feel compelled to buy things in either multiples of 2s, or in multiples of 5s. There is no way I could go to the hardware store and buy 9 bolts.
 
Originally Posted By: 390pi
No kidding. Seems like everywhere they wait 20-30 min to save what, $2.00?


Believe it or not, I save $70 at the end of the year.
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