A middle aged women decides to have a facelift for her
birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the
results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a
newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope
you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply.
"I'm exactly 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the
counter girl the very same question.
She replies, "I guess about 29."
The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47."
Now, she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a
drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the
counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning
question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but, thank you."
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man
the same question.
He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going.
Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how
old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires
you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you
exactly how old you are." They wait in silence on the
empty street until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally
blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead." He slips both of
his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins to
feel around very slowly and carefully.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says "Okay, how old
am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her breasts,
removes his hands, and says,
"Madam, you are 47."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you
tell?"
The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"No", she says.
He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the
results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a
newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope
you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply.
"I'm exactly 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the
counter girl the very same question.
She replies, "I guess about 29."
The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47."
Now, she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a
drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the
counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning
question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but, thank you."
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man
the same question.
He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going.
Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how
old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires
you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you
exactly how old you are." They wait in silence on the
empty street until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally
blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead." He slips both of
his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins to
feel around very slowly and carefully.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says "Okay, how old
am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her breasts,
removes his hands, and says,
"Madam, you are 47."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you
tell?"
The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"No", she says.
He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
