In a 10x10 storage. It is alarmed when I enter code to exit property, so I can sleep peacefully at night. It is approx 5 miles from home. In addition, in my living room, I have an old entertainment center where I have, on display, a few quarts and gallons of Chevrons Delo and Shells Rotella in 15w40t's. Plus a Purolator L39001 and L40316 oil filters. Yeah, I'm single, but with VW's with flat tappet cam/lifters, I sleep well at night knowing these parts are protected.
So, a lady is over for a home cooked dinner and a movie and asks "what's with all the oil?" I answer, "I'm a gearhead, how do you like your steak?"