how to tell if you are married

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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night
All three wore black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: “The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a Black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, “You are the woman of my life. I love you.” Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: “Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman:
“I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in
the door and saw me he said, “What's for dinner, Batman?”
 
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