HOW TO DRIVE IN ATLANTA:

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Copied from a Facebook post. I found most eye catching was Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. Having driven through Atlanta many times over the year- I concur with that statement.

HOW TO DRIVE IN ATLANTA:
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, Atlana. Old-timers are still allowed to call it Alana.
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on I-285 is 80 mph. On I-75 and I-85, your speed is expected to at least match the highway number. Anything less is considered 'Wussy'.
4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Atlanta has its own version of traffic rules. For example, Ferraris and Lamborghinis owned by sports stars go first at a four-way stop. Cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go second. The trucks with the biggest tires go third. The HOV lanes are really designed just for the slow Floridians passing through who are used to hogging the left lane everywhere.
5. If you actually stop at a yellow light or stop sign, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. Unless there is a police car nearby.
6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot.
7. Road construction is permanent and continuous. Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting. Generally, city roads other than the main streets have more potholes and bumps (usually speed bumps) than most dirt roads in the countryside.
8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, ladders, possums, skunks, dogs, barrels, cones, furniture, cats, mattresses, shredded tires, squirrels, rabbits, and crows.
9. Be aware that spelling of street names may change from block to block, e.g., Clairmont, Claremont, Clairmonte.
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been “accidentally activated”.
11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 75 in a 55-65 mph zone, k, e.g., you are considered a road hazard and will be “flipped off” accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.
MOST IMPORTANT: If you get LOST, Look for a road named PEACHTREE... Then you are somewhere in Atlanta.
 
The state passed a law that Krispy-Kreme can't turn on their "Hot Now" sign between the hours of 7 PM Thursday through 6 AM Saturday. The accidents that were caused by people rushing to get a dozen of those heavenly diet pills was becoming a real problem for the insurance companies.
 
Copied from a Facebook post. I found most eye catching was Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. Having driven through Atlanta many times over the year- I concur with that statement.

HOW TO DRIVE IN ATLANTA:
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, Atlana. Old-timers are still allowed to call it Alana.
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on I-285 is 80 mph. On I-75 and I-85, your speed is expected to at least match the highway number. Anything less is considered 'Wussy'.
4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Atlanta has its own version of traffic rules. For example, Ferraris and Lamborghinis owned by sports stars go first at a four-way stop. Cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go second. The trucks with the biggest tires go third. The HOV lanes are really designed just for the slow Floridians passing through who are used to hogging the left lane everywhere.
5. If you actually stop at a yellow light or stop sign, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. Unless there is a police car nearby.
6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot.
7. Road construction is permanent and continuous. Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting. Generally, city roads other than the main streets have more potholes and bumps (usually speed bumps) than most dirt roads in the countryside.
8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, ladders, possums, skunks, dogs, barrels, cones, furniture, cats, mattresses, shredded tires, squirrels, rabbits, and crows.
9. Be aware that spelling of street names may change from block to block, e.g., Clairmont, Claremont, Clairmonte.
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been “accidentally activated”.
11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 75 in a 55-65 mph zone, k, e.g., you are considered a road hazard and will be “flipped off” accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.
MOST IMPORTANT: If you get LOST, Look for a road named PEACHTREE... Then you are somewhere in Atlanta.

Rules 1 through 10 also Apply in Florida! Except in your version of rule 4, it's not the Floridians that are holding up traffic, it's the snow birds that came to Florida and are now returning to their homes in Canada and the northern US, and also the numerous tourists driving rental cars. The snow birds only registered their cars in Florida because it's MUCH cheaper than in Canada or any of the northern US states and they're also hoping that they can avoid the various added on fees in their home states.

Our main interstate highway in this area is I-4. But don't try to drive that speed! Add at least 80 to that number and you'll keep up with the average driver on that road.

The trouble is that I-4 also connects to the cruise ports in Tampa, Dismal World, International Drive, Universal Studios, Orlando International Airport, Daytona Beach and numerous other tourist destinations so at least 75% of the traffic on that road ARE tourists even if their tag says Florida (rental cars), and they're prone to poking along at 30 MPH so that they can see all of the sights, frequently braking for no apparent reason, turning left or right from the far right or left lanes and if they're from the UK they try to drive on the left hand side of the road. No, I am NOT joking! It happens everyday around here. The true Florida drivers are the ones that get right on the bumper of the tourist cars and try to PUSH them down the road. As for traffic conditions here, my favorite bumper stcker says it all; "Some of us aren't on vacation!"
 
If I’m going to a destination north of Atlanta, I try to bypass Atlanta all together.
I have tried passing through Atlanta at many different times/ days, etc. Almost always hauling a trailer, and am amazed how there is always an issue, regardless of day or week or time of day.
 
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