Hold the presses!!!!!!!!!!

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Flash!!!!!!! News alert!!!!!!!! Breaking news!!!!! Film at 9, 10, and 11 then again every half hour!!!!!

KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) has notified the WORLD vis TV advertising that one of their greasy over-priced meals now includes a............

BISCUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!

A frikken' biscuit worth what... 5-cents?

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A biscuit.

One measly lame frikken biscuit.

Yawn.

Unable to achieve a lower level of disinterest.

Disgusted with corporate advertising.

A biscuit. Whoop-de-frikken-doo.

By the way. Read an article. Unable to verify data.

Supposedly, on average, every new car or tuck you buy includes within the price $860 or so bucks to pay for all the advertising.

Of course, that is the price you pay for "free" TV and radio broadcasting.

Then I hear the lame informative self-promoting ads from the radio broadcasting industry boasting how the people receive free entertainment from the radio.

Coot write that industry awhile back telling them they are lying to the masses of ignorant sheep; that ALL consumers do, in fact, pay for that supposedly free radio whether they listen to it or not since the consumer pays higher prices for goods and services to cover advertising costs.

The corporate vermin did not reply and they continue to lie.

Profit before honor.
 
Dude. Do you have a garden or something? A pet can help, too. Sorta therapeutic.

I merely noticed they are now selling some bowl of garbage, with a biscuit. And I calmly ponder - "Who eats this trash?"
 
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