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I would welcome independent verification to get me off the hot seat!
Tom NJ vs Guido the Neck...
"Hello sir, can I help you?"
"Mebbe, yeh, I wuz just lookin' for de man in charge of dis here operation."
"That's me."
"I see. Den yous is surely aware of what de Boss thinks of recent events."
"Recent events?"
"I is not clear on the details. But de Boss says yous has been saying some nasty things about his Mobil 1."
"Well, my GC graph shows that..."
"Save it. De Boss is not happy."
"Oh. But it's plain to see that there's group III..."
"P'raps I can explain dis as a kind of spectral interference or overlap between chemical constituents of similar makeup, thus causing difficulties in producing a correct interpretation?"
"No no, I'm quite sure..."
"I see, yous want I should explain dis with my brass knuckles instead."
"Er, no, I'd rather not..."
"Cuz I'd hate to do that. Safety is important in a lab such as dis."
"Yes yes, that's right."
"Espec'ly wit all dese here flammable chemicals yous is analyzing."
"Very much so."
"De whole place would probably go up in smoke wit' one carelessly dropped match, know what I mean?"
"Er..."
"Anywayz I is glad we had dis discussion. I'm sure de Boss can expect to hear yous to make a correction on your earlier remarks?"
"Look, I'm telling you I saw..."
"Cause de Boss reminded me to tells yous about the concrete blocks and chains I's gots in the truck if yous should forget to do so."
"Right. Uh. Spectral interference, you said?"
"Dat is correct."
"Got it."
"Yous is a real smart guy, Mr. Tom NJ."