From a co-worker

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You are not going to believe this.

I’m not sure if you heard about the mess on 405 yesterday morning near Renton at about 5:20 am, but I was one of the lucky ones that got caught up in it. The car that caused all of it, was driving between the lanes at over 90 mph and hitting cars along the way. I swerved when I saw the car, but it wasn’t enough.

The drivers side mirror got taken clean off of my Subaru. I chased her down on 405 after hitting me and caught her about a mile North from where she hit me. By then she had cased a few more wrecks and had also wrecked. The car was up the embankment and on fire. I grabbed my extinguisher and put the fire out. The woman was still in the car. That crazy [censored] then bolted out of her car and tried to run away from the scene North on the shoulder. Homie don’t play that, so I ran her down. She made it about 50 yards from the scene before a group of us caught her.

If you saw the video footage from the helicopters on channels 4, 5 or 7, my car was the one parked next to the car that caused all the wrecks, sitting between a fire truck and 2 troopers cars. On KOMO’s website. You can see the carnage. The picture on their website was taken from the front of my car. You can see the burn marks on the side of the car.

This crazy [censored] was high on something, she kept babbling that we were all abusers and that she had to get way because the “Matrix” was after her. I’m not making this [censored] up. No [censored]. Then she started to throwing punches at all of us, she tagged a construction worker clean on the side of the head, it sounded like a watermelon. That’s about the time the first trooper arrived and the chick that caused everything assaulted the trooper, it looked like a bad episode from COP’s

So, you guys miss me yet? At the least I brought a little bizarre comedy relief to the group. Kick T-Dogs chair for me later.
 
Originally Posted By: coworker
The woman was still in the car. That crazy [censored] then bolted out of her car and tried to run away from the scene North on the shoulder. Homie don’t play that, so I ran her down. She made it about 50 yards from the scene before a group of us caught her.



Originally Posted By: KOMO
Witnesses told troopers that as they arrived to try and help the woman out of the car, she began attacking them. The witnesses then held the woman down until troopers arrived a short time later.


Well played.
 
Oh, I know. I believe the coworker as well. I'm just saying it's cool how the news reported it.
 
Originally Posted By: Pablo
The car that caused all of it, was driving between the lanes at over 90 mph and hitting cars along the way. I swerved when I saw the car, but it wasn’t enough.

The drivers side mirror got taken clean off of my Subaru. I chased her down on 405 after hitting me and caught her about a mile North from where she hit me. By then she had cased a few more wrecks and had also wrecked.


4th Grade math question:

A crazy [censored] passes me on the freeway going 90 mph. I step on the gas and catch up with her after exactly one mile from the point at which the crazy [censored] passed me. Presuming I was going 65 mph at the time the crazy [censored] passed me, how much faster than 90 mph did I have to drive to catch up with her after exactly one mile?

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Depends on how long she sat there after her wreck

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By then she had cased a few more wrecks and had also wrecked.
 
I get paid to solve problems, so I think I have an advantage when it comes to looking at the details presented.

I lack in other areas. Life is a team sport, play nice.
 
Also turns out said co-worker's car is a little more beat from the incident than he first mentioned. Scrapes, burns, broken headlamp area.....to go along with the broken off mirror.

5th grade ethics question: How does he explain this to his insurance company?
 
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