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I went tonite to drop a letter off at the Post Office Box and I see 2 Twelve Packs of Beer sitting by the mailbox, I thought maybe they were empty, to my surprise they were unopened.

One of the 12 packs was Coors Light Bottles and the other one was Sam Adams White Ale which I never heard of, I will probably give them away since I no longer drink beer, so if any BITOGER'S leave near me and want it then its yours.
 
Originally Posted By: greenaccord02
Sweet find, man!

You should trade them for something!


greenaccord02, is finding 2 Twelve Packs of Bottled Beer good Karma.
 
Do you know how easy it would be to pee in a bottle and put the cap back on?
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Originally Posted By: SecondMonkey
Do you know how easy it would be to pee in a bottle and put the cap back on?
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The boxes were unopened, of course the Coors Light Bottles are the twist off type and the Sam Adams bottles are the type that you would need a can opener, I would bet some guy got some money from some under age kids and told them he would leave it by the post office mailbox. JMO
 
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Originally Posted By: SecondMonkey
Do you know how easy it would be to pee in a bottle and put the cap back on?
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The boxes were unopened, of course the Coors Light Bottles are the twist off type and the Sam Adams bottles are the type that you would need a can opener, I would bet some guy got some money from some under age kids and told them he would leave it by the post office mailbox. JMO


You can buy genuine branded non twist off caps and a bottle capper very cheap. You can also easily open a box and glue it back shut. Just sayin'...
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Originally Posted By: c3po
I went tonite to drop a letter off at the Post Office Box and I see 2 Twelve Packs of Beer sitting by the mailbox, I thought maybe they were empty, to my surprise they were unopened.

One of the 12 packs was Coors Light Bottles and the other one was Sam Adams White Ale which I never heard of, I will probably give them away since I no longer drink beer, so if any BITOGER'S leave near me and want it then its yours.
ROAD TRIP!!!!
 
Originally Posted By: SecondMonkey
Do you know how easy it would be to pee in a bottle and put the cap back on?
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Coors Light Bottles and the other one was Sam Adams White Ale


There would be no way to tell by taste.

Seriously - would you REALLY drink ANYTHING you found by the mail box?????
 
Originally Posted By: Pablo
Originally Posted By: SecondMonkey
Do you know how easy it would be to pee in a bottle and put the cap back on?
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Quote:
Coors Light Bottles and the other one was Sam Adams White Ale


There would be no way to tell by taste.

Seriously - would you REALLY drink ANYTHING you found by the mail box?????



Nah, I wouldn't drink 'em. I draw the line at smoking cigarette butts I find in the street.
 
Originally Posted By: Pablo
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Coors Light Bottles and the other one was Sam Adams White Ale

There would be no way to tell by taste.

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You guys are soft in your old age. When I was in college me and this friend of mine would dumpster dive behind the Budweiser distributors. If they had a beer explode in a case or pack, they just threw away the whole thing. Sometimes we'd come in with 2 or three laundry baskets full of beers. We'd just wash them off and chill them in the fridge... We'd go just about every day until we had several hundred and then we'd just put them in ice chests and throw a party. We'd even get some wine coolers for the girls. Free party.

If I found this beer, it would be gone already.
 
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one times my brothers and I were driving in Boston and the car overheated; had a busted hose. in the days when you couldn't find anything open on a sunday, we thought we were stuck. as we were walking around thinking we needed to find some bottles of water, we found like 4 gal bottles of water sitting by the curb.
it was enough to get us home.

yeah, not like finding beer, but that's what it reminded me of.
 
Originally Posted By: yeti
c3po -- save it for when the in-laws visit.


I went ahead and put it in my Dad's refrigerator in the basement, I just want to thank all of the conspiracy theorists out there who thought this stuff was tainted.

My Dad had some friends over last nite and we all confirmed that these were in fact 2 unopened 12 Packs of beer, we also confirmed that the boxes had not been opened, one of the guys had a Coors Light and the other guy had a bottle of the Sam Adams White Ale, I am happy to report that I called both of the guys today and they are fine. LOL
 
Probably a sting that went wrong. In the town I grew up in, one of the police officers got in trouble for leaving cases of beer sitting on the sidewalk, then giving kids M.I.P.'s when they picked them up.
 
Originally Posted By: chevrofreak
Probably a sting that went wrong. In the town I grew up in, one of the police officers got in trouble for leaving cases of beer sitting on the sidewalk, then giving kids M.I.P.'s when they picked them up.


chevrofreak, now that's an interesting story, except when I picked up the 2 Twelve Packs there was nobody in the parking lot, no cop cars, I really looked around the area, this was at about 9:30 p.m.
 
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