Extremely Rare Sneakers

[Shel_B]

 

[simple_gifts]

Are those Air Fryer Jordens?

 

[PontiacHO]

I’d say! Sounds like the name of a rock band.

 

[slacktide_bitog]

Chuck Taylors

 

[Malo83]

Weber trainers.

 

[mrsilv04]

They probably cost as much as a pair of sneakers as well, thanks to all of the inflation lately.

 

[joekingcorvette]

Jeez.... I will be over soon with a couple salads and a 12 pack of IPA.

 

[fantastic]

They must be a "medium rare" size.

 

[Number_35]

The fat sole provides good cushioning.

 

[Kestas]

Lace them up!

 

[daves87rs]

Slap them on!

 

[Inked]

Meh. I’d wear them down in about 10 minutes.

 

[Jango]

Bonus: Can be ground up and repurposed as meat loafers.

 

[Number_35]

They might be appropriate for a track meat.

 

[priler]

You won't have a poor immune system or sperm count with those sneakers.

Vegans, eat your heart out.