English, Irish, Scot

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scot are (for some reason)sitting together having a drink. Somehow, a trio of flies come by and one lands in each man's beer. The Englishman sighs, and asks for another beer. The Irishman shrugs, mummbles something about extra protein, drinks the whole beer, fly and all. The Scot reaches into his glass, grabs the fly by a wing, shakes it and says : "Spit it out, ya wee b&st&rd !"
 
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Why is Italy shaped like a boot? You can't stuff that much shiit in a sneaker. [LOL!] (I'm part Italian btw) Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. [LOL!]
 

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I heard,,while in Edinburgh, that if every Irishman in Glasgow left town with a Jew under his arm, the place would be empty. Evidently he doesn't like Glasgofolk, or Irish, or jews....
 
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