" Hello, My name is Paul and I'm addicted to motor oil. "
Welcome, Paul.
The 12 Suggested Steps of Lubrication Anonymous
We admitted we were powerless over vehicle maintenance--that our lives had become unmanageable.
Came to believe that an oil greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
Made a decision to turn our will and our vehicles over to the care of Group IV and V synthetics as we understood them.
Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our oil stash.
Admitted to Bitog, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
Were entirely ready to have Auto-RX and Lubecontrol remove all these defects of character.
Humbly asked Blackstone Labs to reveal our shortcomings.
Made a list of all machinery we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
Made direct amends to such equipment wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
Continued to take personal inventory of oils and additives and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with triboligists, as we understood them, praying only for knowledge and the power to carry that out.
Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to lubrication addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.