Eat, Rachel Ray, Love

From Lynne Truss - https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/8600.Eats_Shoots_Leaves


A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" askes the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.​

I read that, put me in a comma, or two.
 
I think it's a Mitsubishi

OMG, Thats' what they transport the bushels of EVO in before it's pressed into EVOO.

Either that, or, "Man, that is a stretch, Jim"

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It's interesting how often hiring a proofreader is skipped as a waste of money and how it proves to be a very wrong decision.
 
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