Does using a public bathroom bother you?

[Pablo]

At work I would use the Party Bib.

I just so rarely have to take a dump while in town, but I have to piss like a maniac, so yes no problem, as long as they have sand/litter and a box.

 

[measureman]

I'm 75 and when I need to go,I need to go,public rest room,outhouse or tree's and bushes.
Doesn't matter.

 

[Passport1]

If you were a sailor on a WW2 destroyer, what would you do?

 

[measureman]

If you were a sailor on a WW2 destroyer, what would you do?

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Thats not a picture of a WWII destroyer.
They were not built with cinder blocks.

 

[Lubener]

My wife isn't fond of using them. I could care less if I gotta go. The exception for me is the outhouse type where you sometimes have to peer into the abyss....lol. But I will still use them.

How about you?

I prefer the large canopy of a mature oak tree..

 

[swampdodo]

Did you know that it is very difficult to have diarrhea quietly in a public restroom?

 

[tc1446]

But why do guys have to pee all over the floor in front of the urinal? Have never understood that.

 

[Lubener]

But why do guys have to pee all over the floor in front of the urinal? Have never understood that.

Plumbing problem.

 

[Duffyjr]

Working in construction, those things are a fact of life. Actually, I had my bodily schedule so finely-tuned I almost never had to sit down in one.... That was always done at home. Now that I am working in the office my schedule isn't as finely honed. Not sure I'd like being out on jobsites any more.

This is more or less where I trained my body to before work, no way was I sitting down on a portable out house on a construction site.

In the 14 years I've worked in an office I have only had to use the er at work a couple times, emergencies happen.

But why do guys have to pee all over the floor in front of the urinal? Have never understood that.

Had a friend that had the following sign in his bathroom.

 

[DriveHard]

I prefer not to, but unless you stay home and never get out… . I never sit on a toilet, even at home I hover.

You won't sit on your own throne?

 

[RooflessVW]

This thread is hilarious

 

[measureman]

But why do guys have to pee all over the floor in front of the urinal? Have never understood that.

I used the bath room at a restaurant recently.
Over the urinal was metal sign that said "Stand closer,it's shorter then you think"
I took a step forward.

 

[Owen Lucas]

If you were a sailor on a WW2 destroyer, what would you do?

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Don't use the "red seat" (for those sailors that had too much fun on leave)

 

[Pablo]

I used the bath room at a restaurant recently.
Over the urinal was metal sign that said "Stand closer,it's shorter then you think"
I took a step forward.

Appropriate site name is appropriate.

 

[Lubener]

But why do guys have to pee all over the floor in front of the urinal? Have never understood that.

I was told by a friend who is a maintenance person at the local mall that the womens restrooms are far worse than the mens. He said it appeared there are too many hoverers and not enough sitters. No further explanation is needed.

 

[Owen Lucas]

Time for some sage advice from the Sopranos on public bathrooms.

 

[Eddie]

I'm with measureman. I go when and where needed.

 

[walterjay]

I was told by a friend who is a maintenance person at the local mall that the womens restrooms are far worse than the mens. He said it appeared there are too many hoverers and not enough sitters. No further explanation is needed.

My son worked at an outlet mall doing maintenance/janitorial. He said the ladies were filthy pigs.

 

[CKN]

Study after studies has found the faucets where you wash your hands in a public toilet are far dirtier than the toilet seat themselves......

 

[swampdodo]