Do you know your ape index?

[Jetronic]

Not in a way I would need a tape measure lol. I measure drums and rotors with a micrometer for like runout and stuff but never have actually measured one with a tape measure. A tape measure is one thing nobody in the shop has come to think of it lol. It’s the tool I have the least of too.

drums have a maximum inside diameter, how do you measure that?

 

[AutoMechanic]

drums have a maximum inside diameter, how do you measure that?

Honestly I’ve never measured it. We rarely touch drums anymore. And if they are bad we just replace them.

 

[vavavroom]

No idea. But I do know I am 6'2" and wear a 29.5" inseam.

If you tell us your waist size we can get you in a new pair of trousers.

 

[vavavroom]

Saw an Ape on a Harley the Saturday evening. He wasn't having fun with a 30 mph sidewind,

He was barely hanging on.

 

[Jimmy_Russells]

If you tell us your waist size we can get you in a new pair of trousers.

Well the point was that I have very short legs/arms for my height

 

[vavavroom]

So umm what if you only have 1 arm?? Am I a midget ape, on just a human that can't clap?

I'm not going to fall for that, Gimpy1.

 

[Killer223]

i'm 4.25 inches wider wing span than my height.
So what does that mean?

 

[vavavroom]

Well the point was that I have very short legs/arms for my height

Short legs don't always mean short arms. All combinations exist. There are advantages and disadisantages to everything. For example, a climber does better with long arms because of better reach but a long torso and long legs would be a disadvantage. A swimmer is better off with long arms and short legs.

 

[vavavroom]

i'm 4.25 inches wider wing span than my height.
So what does that mean?

Your Ape Index is +4. You should change your name to Link the Killer. A good name for a boxer.

 

[4wd]

No idea. But I do know I am 6'2" and wear a 29.5" inseam.

When I turned 40 … my waist size never changed … just got shorter and shorter inseam

 

[vavavroom]

When I turned 40 … my waist size never changed … just got shorter and shorter inseam

We usually get shorter with age as the discs in the spine wear and get increasingly compressed. No idea how or why your legs have gotten noticably shorter.

 

[4wd]

We usually get shorter with age as the discs in the spine wear and get increasingly compressed. No idea how or why your legs have gotten noticably shorter.

Belly joke

 

[vavavroom]

Belly joke

Don't put your belly in your pants, especially if it hangs lower than your crotch! I can only imagine Spandex.

 

[Gimpy1]

I'm not going to fall for that, Gimpy1.

LOL. It's all in good fun, but yes I'm a gimp midget ape that can't clap. Anyone need a bunch of un used left gloves?

 

[PandaBear]

My right leg and right arm are a couple inches longer than my left, does that make me a side ape or side human?

 

[vavavroom]

My right leg and right arm are a couple inches longer than my left, does that make me a side ape or side human?

I only know you'll walk in a circle when trying to walk out of the desert.

 

[sk_pete]

apes stronk togetha