........."your two Boxes of Consignment Box worth $9.5M Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars which I have been instructed by United Nations Compensation Commission(UNCC) to be delivered to you"........
........"the only thing that is still keeping me here is the Yellow Tag which is not placed on the boxes, one of the Airport Authority has advise that we get the yellow tag so that I can exit the airport immediately and make my delivery successful. I try to reason with them and they stated the yellow tag will cost us just $100 Dollars only to get the two tag placed on the boxes as that tag will enable deliver today"........
No problem. Take the $100 from my $9.5 million, and use it to buy the necessary tags. That will leave me with an even, $9,499,900.00. Thanks for contacting me, I will be anxiously waiting the arrival of both of my boxes today!...... And thank you again for your accurate, prompt, and honest courier services!