"Cows, Constitution and Carlin"

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COWS; Is it just me, or does anyone else find it
amazing that our government can track a cow born in
Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And
they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give them all a
cow.

CONSTITUTION; They keep talking about drafting a
Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them
ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it
anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS; The real reason that we can't have
the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post
"Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full
of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a
hostile work environment!

And Last but not least.....

George Carlin; said it best about Martha Stewart ..,
Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars.
O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around;
Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in
America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard,
and haul her *** off to jail."
 
"Mrtha Stewart is similar to a cow."

Udder nonsense.

(groan)

(slips away quickly to avoid flung objects)
 
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