Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed
Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the
other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists
it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy. "Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he
starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since
we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and
starts writing again. "Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he
writes in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but
since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and
starts writing again. "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,"
he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone
in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root
for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Colts fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet
in his notebook and writes: "Little #@$%! From Indiana Kills Beloved
Family Pet"
GO BEARS!
Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the
other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists
it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy. "Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he
starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since
we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and
starts writing again. "Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he
writes in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but
since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and
starts writing again. "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,"
he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone
in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root
for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Colts fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet
in his notebook and writes: "Little #@$%! From Indiana Kills Beloved
Family Pet"
GO BEARS!
