Chineese sick leave

[another Todd]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'

The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house'

 

[LoneRanger]

lawl.

 

[rshunter]

rotflmao

 

[Johnny]

 

[Challenger71]

doh!

 

[eljefino]

So where does China come into all this?

 

[Gary Allan]

Insert cultural naivete of choice.