Children are fun

[ToyotaNSaturn]

So my daughter did something that hurt her arm a little bit (dunno what/how).

She looks at me, with all seriousness and says "daddy, it hurts when I do this."

I said "Don't do that."

She said "oh", then walked away...and no longer did that.

I had to laugh--her problem was solved and she followed the oldest joke in the book. It was a good moment for everyone.

 

[Pablo]

Kids are great. Then they turn into teenagers.

 

[Gary Allan]

MY FIL had one recurring rhetorical statement. It didn't make much sense until you experienced it in real time.

Little kids, little problems.
Big kids, bigger problems.

I had wished he was wrong.

TNS - yes, children are fun ...but grandchildren are even better

 

[Pablo]

My youngest (9) has a broken right arm. She never complained too much about the pain nor does she gripe about her cast.

Dad has a bad neck. She says wants the "old" daddy back. I'm pretty much at loss for words. If she only knew.

 

[obbop]

Likely gonna' end up in Heck for this but the temptation is irresistable.

And, one for Pablo and all the other ancient entities here.

Wonder how Moribund would cook this?

/scurries away

 

[alreadygone]

Long as their someone else's.

Bob

 

[moribundman]

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Wonder how Moribund would cook this?

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I cook only Aussie roadkill. It's more expensive, bigger, better, tastier, and organic.

 

[surfstar]

We're teaching my 2.5yr old nephew to look for "barking spiders" - he's learning a lot from him uncles.

 

[Master ACiD]

free cat one is a riot

 

[Al]

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Kids are great. Then they turn into teenagers.

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And then they get married, have kids and get divorced..and you still have the problems.

 

[moribundman]

Don't you just wish it all was over already?

 

[Gary Allan]

Some of us admire the salmon. They wait to the end of their life cycle to spawn.


Seeya!!!

 

[sprintman]

mori that would be camel then? As the world's largest exporter of camels I didn't know any went to the U.S? But then it could be those other jumpy critters or Emu or Possum or Wombat?

 

[alreadygone]

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mori that would be camel then? As the world's largest exporter of camels I didn't know any went to the U.S? But then it could be those other jumpy critters or Emu or Possum or Wombat?

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All road kill? Is your meat processing industry not up to international levels ? Or driver proficiency that bad? Might be a great place to open a body shop!

Bob

 

[sprintman]

Live camel exports. About 600,000-700,000 camels roaming the land. I was going to add Croc road kill but they don't go near roads me thinks.

 

[K-Man]

The crocs' close cousins the alligators do get on more lightly traveled roads in the US. Some probably get hit. During the times I toured the NASA facilities at Cape Canaveral years ago the guides mentioned that alligators frequently blocked access roads on the facility, which is by Cape Canaveral National Seashore and other protected areas. (Much of the NASA property at Spaceport USA remains in a natural state.)