Caution: McGriddle Attacker Still At Large

[ToyotaNSaturn]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0316092peoria1.html

McGriddle Attacker Still At Large
Peoria perp pelted McDonald's worker over breakfast sandwich snafu

The Peoria Pelter remains on the loose. A week after a McDonald's employee was assaulted with a "hot greasy McGriddle sandwich," Illinois cops have yet to make an arrest. According to a Peoria Police Department report,

 

[moribundman]

I hope that maniac won't team up with the Hamburglar.

 

[Pablo]

A fate worse than death.

 

[StevieC]

hahahaha

 

[Mr Nice]

Have you ever eaten a McGriddle ?

Those things are so greasy you don't need a drink to wash it down.

 

[StevieC]

I have had one because I got a coupon for a free one in the mail when they first came out and I didn't like the sweet hot-cakes that surround it. Never had another... Was very greasy.

Guess my heart is rust-proofed now!

 

[daves87rs]

Yuck!

 

[aaxb970]

Ha ha ha ! Where's my egg sucka!

 

[aaxb970]

Is there security cam video?

 

[rg200amp]

Originally Posted By: LT4 Vette
Have you ever eaten a McGriddle ?

Those things are so greasy you don't need a drink to wash it down.


I love em!

Just drink a cup of hot water with 2oz's of Dawn dish soap afterward to degrease your mouth and throat.


I do love em though. . . I only get one when I work at this one site downtown.(Mc D. right down the street) So I have one every three months or so.
It works out good. Once a burn the fat off from one, Im ready for my next one!

 

[moribundman]

McGriddle sounds like something concocted by a Scotsman from the cheapest ingredients for Texan taste buds.

 

[jmac]

A Scotsman would use Haggis instead of that Teutonic sausage, and a Texan wouldn't give up his kolache for one of those.

 

[Cutehumor]

back in the day, dudes used to throw big macs at wannabe lance armstrongs.