Can I interest you in a new Escalade?

[Elkins45]

Saw this on Reddit. Insane!

 

[GON]

They had me at free lifetime battery and oil recycling.

I'll take two...

 

[rekit]

54,980 in Stealer add-ons. Wow...a new record? Oh wait, we are not out the door yet!

 

[wavinwayne]

LAUGH OUT LOUD. Yes, it needed to be spelled out.

 

[cptbarkey]

For that price I would expect all quarter size dings repaired for life.

 

[KGMtech]

The target market hasn't seen a quarter in years.

 

[Escape08]

And that's without tariffs

 

[GSCJR]

They can keep it.

 

[Dave Hess]

Glitter N Glam package very expensive.

 

[SShooterZ]

More than I paid for a brand new townhome in 2000.

 

[shortyb]

FREE destination! What a bargain!

 

[We're Metals]

When it says (Optional) does that mean they will remove it?

 

[Elkins45]

The blackout package costs more than a new Corolla out the door.

 

[Zee09]

If you're @Pablo these are minor and frivolous details

 

[walterjay]

There is an a** for every seat.

 

[Zee09]

There is an a** for every seat.

Why bring @AutoMechanic into this ????

 

[walterjay]

Why bring @AutoMechanic into this ????

I heard he wants to trade up

 

[RoadDukie]

But... NITROGEN Tires!

Totally worth the upsell.

 

[Wylie6G72]

Bellevue Blackout Package? I would love some details on that for 30 grand.

 

[burbguy82]

hell no