Bumper stickers For the rest of us.
Earth First - We'll log the other planets later.
No Officer, I'm not speeding - I'm just qualifying
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I brake for no apparent reason.
Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Rehab is for quitters.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
No radio - Already stolen.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.
When The Rapture Comes, Can I Have Your Car?
Back-off! I'm a postal worker.
Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.
I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!
If you can read this, your too close. (written in brail).
Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns.
I'm not in heat SO GET OFF MY TAIL!
Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.
This car protected by a ticked off mother with a .45 auto.
I have PMS and a gun... did you have something to say?
Happiness is a belt fed automatic weapon.
Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition.
I still miss my ex... but my aim is getting better!
This car protected by Smith & Wesson.
Fight crime, shoot back.
Gun control means using both hands!
Gun control is being able to hit your target.
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
My honor student fired your stupid kid.
My child was inmate of the month at the county jail
Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.
Empty the prisons. Make room for congress.
Do you trust a government that doesn't trust you with guns?
Insured by the Mafia. You hit me-- WE hit you.
The road to **** Is paved with Democrats.
Clear the Road I'M SIXTEEN.
I'm lost. But I am making record time.
Don't laugh. This is my other car.
Buy American. While there is still time.
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
So much roadkill, so few recipes!
My car has killed more people than O.J.
Guns don't kill people, I do.
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
I'd do what the voices tell me but I don't speak their language.
Hang up and Drive!
My other car is at my place in France.
I only drive this way to tick you off!
Why is there braille at drive-thru ATM's?
Got any more boxes of Cracker Jacks so I can get a license too?
What rear-view mirror?
"CAUTION: BLIND MAN DRIVING!"
Drive fast, the city needs money.
My kid could beat up your honor student!
Its all fun and games until somebody looses an eye, then its just fun.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I.R.S.~~In Range, Shoot.
To all tourists: left lane fast, right lane slow!
If guys had periods they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
I got this truck for my wife! Pretty good trade huh?
Get closer, my hitch needs the chrome sucked off.
WARNING!! Vehicle frequently stops and backs over idiots like you.
Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!
I Brake For Tailgaters!
Going Too Slow? Tailgate Someone Else!
Get A Life... It's Just A Bumper Sticker!
Your proctologist called, they found your head.
Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I smile because I have no idea whats going on.
If you don't like my driving stay off of the sidewalk!
There are only two kinds of people in the world. Me and the people who tick me off.
Save the whales... collect the whole set.
I love my country, but fear my goverment.
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
United States Marines: When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight.
U.S. Airforce: Cruise missles delivered within 30 minutes or the next one is free..
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
Cat... the other white meat.
Don't laugh at the fogged up windows, it's your daughter in here!
I only do what the voices in my head tell me to...
Kevorkian can fit you in next Monday.
Got metal?
I'm thinking the same thing about you.
Legally insane.
Adrenaline Junkie.
Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes
I'm multi-talented. I can drive and tick you off at the same time.
I hate everybody. You're next!
Please don't make me kill you.
I smile 'cause you've all finally driven me insane.
And your point is...
All stressed out and no one to choke.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
4 out of the 5 voices in my head say "call in sick."
Guns don't kill people, but they sure make it easier.
My Karma ran over your Dogma.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
My kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere.
If you think I'm a lousy driver, you should see me putt.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
It was only a lane change!
Go on. I'll see you at the next traffic light.
Get in. Sit Down. Shut up. Hang on.
Suicide------>
I wonder how you'd drive with that cell-phone shoved up your ***!?!
I may be drunk, but you're ugly and I'll sober up.
If I'm driving funny its because I'm drunk.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Honk if parts fall off!
My wife's car is a broom.
My other car is in the police impound.
Love means being at the mercy of a stranger.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
Thank you for not breeding!
You!!! Out of the gene pool!
Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control.
So many stupid people - so few comets.
A fool and his money are my best friends.
If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Missing: husband and dog. Reward for dog.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
Support mental health - or I'll kill you!
And you thought voting for multi-lingual driver's testing was a good idea!
Madness takes its toll - please have exact change ready.
Not Drunk. Just Blonde.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Your IQ test was negative.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Support a Lawyer, Become a Doctor.
Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
Who cares who's on board?
UFO's are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.
I don't care who you are, what you're driving, or where you'd rather be!
If there's a tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Car will explode on impact.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
If you love life like I love my car you won't steal it.
Where there's a a whip there's a way.
WE are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
Earth First! We'll strip mine the rest later.
The best way to change a person's mind is to bash them in the head with a rock.
Earth First - We'll log the other planets later.
No Officer, I'm not speeding - I'm just qualifying
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I brake for no apparent reason.
Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Rehab is for quitters.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
No radio - Already stolen.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.
When The Rapture Comes, Can I Have Your Car?
Back-off! I'm a postal worker.
Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.
I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!
If you can read this, your too close. (written in brail).
Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns.
I'm not in heat SO GET OFF MY TAIL!
Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.
This car protected by a ticked off mother with a .45 auto.
I have PMS and a gun... did you have something to say?
Happiness is a belt fed automatic weapon.
Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition.
I still miss my ex... but my aim is getting better!
This car protected by Smith & Wesson.
Fight crime, shoot back.
Gun control means using both hands!
Gun control is being able to hit your target.
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
My honor student fired your stupid kid.
My child was inmate of the month at the county jail
Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.
Empty the prisons. Make room for congress.
Do you trust a government that doesn't trust you with guns?
Insured by the Mafia. You hit me-- WE hit you.
The road to **** Is paved with Democrats.
Clear the Road I'M SIXTEEN.
I'm lost. But I am making record time.
Don't laugh. This is my other car.
Buy American. While there is still time.
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
So much roadkill, so few recipes!
My car has killed more people than O.J.
Guns don't kill people, I do.
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
I'd do what the voices tell me but I don't speak their language.
Hang up and Drive!
My other car is at my place in France.
I only drive this way to tick you off!
Why is there braille at drive-thru ATM's?
Got any more boxes of Cracker Jacks so I can get a license too?
What rear-view mirror?
"CAUTION: BLIND MAN DRIVING!"
Drive fast, the city needs money.
My kid could beat up your honor student!
Its all fun and games until somebody looses an eye, then its just fun.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I.R.S.~~In Range, Shoot.
To all tourists: left lane fast, right lane slow!
If guys had periods they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
I got this truck for my wife! Pretty good trade huh?
Get closer, my hitch needs the chrome sucked off.
WARNING!! Vehicle frequently stops and backs over idiots like you.
Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!
I Brake For Tailgaters!
Going Too Slow? Tailgate Someone Else!
Get A Life... It's Just A Bumper Sticker!
Your proctologist called, they found your head.
Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I smile because I have no idea whats going on.
If you don't like my driving stay off of the sidewalk!
There are only two kinds of people in the world. Me and the people who tick me off.
Save the whales... collect the whole set.
I love my country, but fear my goverment.
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
United States Marines: When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight.
U.S. Airforce: Cruise missles delivered within 30 minutes or the next one is free..
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
Cat... the other white meat.
Don't laugh at the fogged up windows, it's your daughter in here!
I only do what the voices in my head tell me to...
Kevorkian can fit you in next Monday.
Got metal?
I'm thinking the same thing about you.
Legally insane.
Adrenaline Junkie.
Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes
I'm multi-talented. I can drive and tick you off at the same time.
I hate everybody. You're next!
Please don't make me kill you.
I smile 'cause you've all finally driven me insane.
And your point is...
All stressed out and no one to choke.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
4 out of the 5 voices in my head say "call in sick."
Guns don't kill people, but they sure make it easier.
My Karma ran over your Dogma.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
My kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere.
If you think I'm a lousy driver, you should see me putt.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
It was only a lane change!
Go on. I'll see you at the next traffic light.
Get in. Sit Down. Shut up. Hang on.
Suicide------>
I wonder how you'd drive with that cell-phone shoved up your ***!?!
I may be drunk, but you're ugly and I'll sober up.
If I'm driving funny its because I'm drunk.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Honk if parts fall off!
My wife's car is a broom.
My other car is in the police impound.
Love means being at the mercy of a stranger.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
Thank you for not breeding!
You!!! Out of the gene pool!
Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control.
So many stupid people - so few comets.
A fool and his money are my best friends.
If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Missing: husband and dog. Reward for dog.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
Support mental health - or I'll kill you!
And you thought voting for multi-lingual driver's testing was a good idea!
Madness takes its toll - please have exact change ready.
Not Drunk. Just Blonde.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Your IQ test was negative.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Support a Lawyer, Become a Doctor.
Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
Who cares who's on board?
UFO's are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.
I don't care who you are, what you're driving, or where you'd rather be!
If there's a tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Car will explode on impact.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
If you love life like I love my car you won't steal it.
Where there's a a whip there's a way.
WE are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
Earth First! We'll strip mine the rest later.
The best way to change a person's mind is to bash them in the head with a rock.
