Those look like some good beers, Nick. I've had a few of them.
But please don't tell me what to like, or that what I like is $&&@ water...this topic is subjective.
I started drinking beer, legally, before you were born...likely before the OP was born. I've tried beer in over 30 countries, and in every one of our fifty states. Beer runs in my family, my cousin started a successful brewpub in Philly.
I know what I like, what is good, what isn't, and I know what I'm in the mood for at any given time. Beer doesn't exist in a vacuum. It has to be paired with the food,,with the occasion, with the climate even. Sitting by a coal fire in a pub in Dublin last week, while it was snowing outside, trying to get warm, a stout was in order...see what I mean?
And the snobbery in this thread rankles me. They're missing the pairing, the selection.
The folks in this thread that are offended by the Budweiser ad take themselves far too seriously. They lack the perspective to view this ad with humor, or at least equanimity. Unless you're dressing like a hipster and being a beer snob, then, yeah, you could be offended, because it was making fun of you!