Good one. It's halarious and the weird thing is we are always making those up at work....
a: Hello onstar
b: I gotta go....bad
a: How can a help you?
b: I've got a turtle head here....ah..ooh uhhhh...ahhhh
a: A turtle head? Should I call law enforcement?
b: No, but could you have someone drop me a roll, I'm a bit stranded, if you know what I mean...