Bad Nissan Puns

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1. We lived in NZ for a year - 2003/04. Near the end of our time there, my wife's aunt and uncle drove up from Wellington in their Nissan wagon to visit.

I told Uncle Perce that his car reminded me of my wife - they were both his "niece Ann".

2. Friend Andy recently bought a newish (2001?) Nissan Kicks. I said that although it sounded like he had gotten a good deal on the car, I thought he should have heeded the advice of the song and purchased the vehicle on the old pre-interstate highway that ran from Chicago to L.A.

Yes, you should get your Kicks on Route 66.

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As we say here, "empty-net goals". I can't resist. 😁
 
When I was attending an automotive repair trade school, some pals and I noticed the absence of one student on a particular day. He happened to own a Nissan 350z.

We said that he must have been catching some z’s.
 
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