An elderly couple

[Picky1]

An elderly couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers,” I just let out a silent [censored], what should I do?"

Her husband whispers back, "for starters, you can put a new battery in your hearing aid".

 

[CourierDriver]

lol

 

[hounddog]

Good one

 

[PZR2874]

Wow... I had co-workers looking at me funny (CLAMF)

 

[berninicaco3]

wait... I don't get it

 

[Trajan]

Originally Posted By: berninicaco3
wait... I don't get it

Her hearing aid isn't working, so it was silent to her.

 

[Fleetmon]

that's actually funnier than the joke! No offense meant but that IS funny!

 

[FloatingBrick]

I have my doubts that she was whispering...