^^Stolen Joke from TAXI. Several of the characters go to a secluded, mountain cabin. At one point, Judd Hirsh says, "Guys, it's SO QUIET...you can hear yourself think"
Christopher Lloyd says, "I don't hear anything".
Yeah, a real BITOGer would freeze in fright at such a question, unable to decide which formulation of oil is i question, along with how many miles in which vehicle.
Sniff, sniff. "Smells like Valvoline... a semi-synthetic... a mildly sour scent of heavy crude... comes from a Pennsylvania well... pumped in the spring. Very nice."